The Full Hot Orator (wickedflea) wrote,
The Full Hot Orator
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I re-installed the Sims 2 last night and played for the first time in over a year. I made a teenaged Eddie Sanchez sim, and the little fucker turned out to have a raging case of teh GAY. He kept acting all weird with girls and trying to choke them out and stuff, so I had him flirt with some neighborhood frick named Ricky, and BAM, it was on. I blame the lack of a father figure in his life.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's far easier to take than the time a previous version of Eddie Sanchez was about to get busy with a female and all of a sudden went INTO the KITCHEN and started washing his DICK in the SINK. I have video of that somewhere--I should try to dig it up.

Besides, I'm gay for even playing the Sims, so I can't judge.

I went to bed about 12:30 last night and didn't get to sleep till 4 a.m. DAMN that.

I've mentioned it here before several times, but I must again recommend that people suffering with sinus trouble try the neti pot. It sounds very scrange, I know, but the shit works. I wish it had a different name, though. Something about it sounds to me like some sort of new-age menstrual product. And when you throw in the fact that the process of using a neti pot is sometimes called "nasal douching" . . . well, yeah. But I swear, it'll give you some relief, and it's not nearly as unpleasant as it sounds.

Also: when I first started seeing the brand name Febreze, I didn't know what kind of product it was. I thought it was a feminine hygiene product.

OK, that's enough of that kinda talk.
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