The Full Hot Orator (wickedflea) wrote,
The Full Hot Orator

I got carded for freakin' cigarettes tonight. I'd have been flattered, but after the woman checked my ID, she STILL didn't believe me. She kept going on and on about how my license had the CT DMV's URL on it: "I ain't never seen one with a WEBSITE on it!" I'm thinking, lady, it's not an actual WEBSITE, it's the goddamn ADDRESS for a website printed on the license. But instead I joked with her, "The damn thing better be good--I paid ten dollars for it just down the street." And she went, "THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKIN'!!!" I was completely bumfuzzled. So then she checked the ID against her little book, and of course the one in the book looked just like mine except no URL. So then she called some supervisor and asked him. Meanwhile, I grabbed the book from her and immediately found a note beside the picture that clearly read, " may appear in red below picture." So finally she sold me my flippin' Camels, but as I walked out, she was still mouthing about never having seen a license with a website on it.

Jesus. I'd have walked out earlier, but I was afeared she woulda called 911 on my young yankee ass and my tobacker shenanigans and I'd have had to take off runnin'.
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