Crikey HELL, I've got some books. Most of 'em I haven't even read. But I loves my books. When I git down south I'mma build me a big ol' coffee table outta books, and I'mma set my cup o' steamin' black coffee like god intended it down on my coffee table made out of coffee table books, and I'mma just set thar and read me a few of 'em. I got me some writin' I wanna do, too. I think the good lord done lit a fire under my ass. Y'all come on down and set a spell with me when I git settled down thar in Alabammer, won't ye? For serious real, y'all come visit.
Good lord. I just want to kiss a leprechaun and hump a pot of gold, I'm so happy. Somebody should probably medicate me.