Next week I'm the group chairperson! The responsibilities aren't too heavy, but I'm gonna score some kind of military uniform and go in there straight snappin'. With a whip. Heck, that might actually be a good idea; tonight a 54-year-old crackhead minister who speaks in tongues almost came to blows with Fred the clinician and an ex-con with a temper problem.
Drug and alcohol rehab isn't for everyone, but it does introduce one to some interesting people.