Speaking of Netflix, you should add me as a friend (firstname.lastname@example.org) on there if you can figure out how. I'm honestly not sure.
saying_things says that I inspired a meme when I mentioned the odd search term from my Google search bar. Here are some more. Now tell me what's in your search history.
"twilight zone" pinball
"Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K"
worst baby names
"jackie earle haley" "steve nash"
"hotel chelsea" price
Another wedding thing: in early July my ex-co-worker Nancy is getting married at this fancy-ass mansion overlooking the Hudson in Tarrytown (a bit north of NYC). I'd actually sort of like to go; Nancy's one of my favorite people, and it's not every day that I get to crash a shindig like that. But the thing is, my friend Wes is going to be in NYC that weekend, and I'm planning to go there and hang with him. Would we look like total homos if we went to the wedding together? (Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I dunno, geez, you know.) Maybe he could wear a sign around his neck reading, "NOT HELLER'S LOVER." But even with that issue aside, would it be considered rude or inappropriate to bring my homie? I'm not really familiar with your strange customs; my primitive caveman mind can't grasp these concepts.