The Full Hot Orator (wickedflea) wrote,
The Full Hot Orator

I swear I think the heat is still on in here. We've had some cool days here lately, but nothing that would warrant heat, and certainly not today. But it takes an act of Congress to get it turned off. Forms in triplicate, blood tests, solemn oaths, jacking off in a cup . . .

What's proper attire for weddings these days? Can I get by with a pair of cutoffs and an AC/DC shirt, or should I really get fancy and wear a shower robe?

"Festoon" is a good verb. "He festooned his dashboard with a dead rattlesnake." I gotta start using that more often.
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