To: email@example.com, firstname.lastname@example.org
Subject: You signed my guestbook
Date: Mon, 09 May 2005 13:54:31 -0400
I just wanted to say thanks for the heads-up. A***** (or A*******,
however the hell she's spelling her name at the moment) and I used to be
friends WAY back when. I don't even remember why we stopped being friends. I
haven't talked to her in YEARS. Anyway, thanks again for the warning.
If you don't want to answer, I understand, but could I ask what she
said? Is she encouraging people to bash me in my guestbook or something? Or
was it a brief "look at this, this is stupid" kind of thing?
WTF? I ain't never signed that ho's guestbook. I didn't even look at it. So how did she get not only my current e-mail address, but also my college one that expired in 2001?!? I'm vexed. I wonder what kind of response I'll get to the reply I sent her:
Say what? I haven't signed anyone's guestbook in
years, and I have no idea who you are or what you're
talking about. Would you mind telling me who you are
and how you got two e-mail addresses for me, including
my college one that expired four years ago? If you
molest me further, whore, you shall feel the sting of
the lash across your pitiful shoulders, and I'll be
forced to unleash my squad of attack lawyers on you.
And if you're one of those Internest stalkers who
enjoys stalking young boys for their huge peckers,
I'll thank you to leave mine alone. It would only end
in tears anyway.
When did I start getting involved in LJ drama? And exactly when did I become a girl?!? I'll bet anything that this chick ends up being affiliated with Jammie the Clown and the Whoremonger.
edit: Crud, she did a pretty good job in her response. She said that someone had left a comment in her guestbook saying that my friend was stalking her, and he included a link (for some inexplicable reason) to my LJ. And apparently it's been so goddamn long since I updated my web site that my old address is still on there! Oops. :) Anyway, I apologized for calling her a whore. I blame it all on A Confederacy of Dunces.