Jerry Falwell's being in the news (why didn't they pull HIS feeding tube?) got me to thinking about douchebags from Virginia, and naturally I soon thought of Oliver North. Now there's a bag of douche for you. So I was thinking about when I lived in Virginia and had to experience the horror of Ollie's run for public office. That was quite painful. He'd get on TV with his blue flannel shirt and spout such bullshit that I'd find myself bounding off the couch and hopping around like an angry leprechaun. Anyway, just now I couldn't remember what exactly he ran for, so I Googled "Oliver North campaign" and came up with this!