Tonight I was in the grocery store in the frozen-foods aisle, and I saw a brand of frozen pizza I'd never seen before: BITE MY SLICE.
I could NOT believe it. It was all I could do not to pull one out, show it to the woman next to me, and ask, "Bite my slice?" But I resisted. However, I'm thinking about dressing up as an old man, setting up a sample table in the store, and moaning, "Bite my slice. . . . Bite my slice . . ." Don't you think that would be a good career move for me?