Pepperoncinis are dangerous. It's very easy to bite into one and have juice spray across the table and blind your lunch partner. And they make noises. I just stuck my fork into a pepperoncini in my Greek salad here at my desk, and it made a PYEORR noise that echoed through the room and made people stare. So be careful with your peppers out there, folks.
I dig this sign:
And for some reason, I got a kick out of dude:
I'm in high-stress mode trying to get stuff ready at work and home so I can leave this weekend, so naturally I have to make goofy posts like this.