The Full Hot Orator (wickedflea) wrote,
The Full Hot Orator
wickedflea

Do we have any MS Word gurus out there? I'm trying to figure out if there's a way to list all the fonts that a particular document uses. I have a whole shitload of files that I know have Greek and Hebrew fonts in them, but I'm not sure if there are any other wacky fonts without basically reading the whole book. Actually, if anyone knows how to do that in WordPerfect, that would be the most help, as my issue is that I was having trouble converting the documents from WordPerfect to Word because not all the Greek and Hebrew was making it through the conversion. So it'd be good to know what fonts were used in the original WP files, though the same would probably be helpful in Word.

Got all that? Yeah, me neither. But youse guys is a wise bunch, so it's worth a shot.

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People are absolutely crazy. Absolutely out of their gourds.

Dude just called up wanting to talk to me about Library of Congress and ISBN information for some book that he's publishing with some Yale outfiit that's not affiliated with us. He said, "Yes, I'm friends with . . . someone you work with . . . Nancy something. Oh yeah, Nancy M. I'm friends with her and some lawyer you got--oh Jesus, what the hell's her name . . ." Um, Linda K.? "Yeah, that's her. We're friends." Then he went into this explanation of the book. I told him, well, the best information I can give you is the URL of the LOC's Web site, which has all the info you need. He was like, "Great! Now when can I come over and meet with you about this? Is tomorrow OK? Hey, Debra, I've got Chris Heller on the phone about this ISBN stuff, when's good for you?" DUDE. I ain't tryin' to have a meeting with your rude ass. Now write this URL down and get the hell off the phone, crackhead.
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