Do I know anyone in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, who would be sending me a UPS package? I had a delivery-attempt notice when I was home for lunch, and I haven't the foggiest idea what it might be. I don't think I've ordered anything lately that hasn't shown up yet. Oh well, I guess I'll find out tomorrow. I'll bet one of you jokers ordered me a buttplug or something, didn't you? All the buttplug factories are in South Dakota, you know.