People are cracked. How do you even do that, anyway? I'm reminded of the Lewis Grizzard joke about Bubba and Earl seeing a dog licking himself. Earl says, "Boy, I wish I could do that." Bubba says, "Earl, that dog would bite you!"
Also reminds me of the time Duck and I raided his dad's pr0n stash and found a bunch of Penthouse Forums. I took one home and read it, and there was a story in there from some woman who'd seduced Sambo, her black lab, and they got STUCK.
BWARK. The woman who didn't know a cigarette lighter from a screwdriver just walked past me and made kissy noises.
I'm stretchy as fuck and feeling kind of sick, but somehow I've had a fairly productive morning.