None of you wussies would do it, so I had to take matters into my own hands. I abducted dorkontheloose and brought her to my house. She thought the main objective of the visit was to help me go get a desk from bellastrega's and move it in, but really I just wanted to get an orange wedge in her mouth.
I'm assuming you people just haven't gone out and bought oranges yet. YET. Right?!?