This lady, who seems to be a regular at the Waffle House in Athens, TN, watched me putting salt on my omelet and hash browns. "That stuff's bad for you," she told me.
Errrr . . . yeah, I know.
"SALT. It's bad for you."
"Just the salt?" I asked. "Not the sausage or hash browns, right?"
"SALT. How old are you?"
"Yep. You're right at that age. Dangerous."
Needless to say, I didn't finish my omelet. Can't a man clog his arteries in peace on a road trip anymore?