The Full Hot Orator (wickedflea) wrote,
The Full Hot Orator

Man, Gordo is Goat Central now. This was the second time in a row that they've had roadside goats. But now they got LLAMAS. I was driving through on my way to MS today and was thinking, hmm, I wonder if I'll see any goats today, and HOLY FUCKING CRAP, LLAMAS. I still don't know what they're doing with these animals out there on the side of the highway. I guess they're selling them, but I've no idea what nefarious purpose they have in mind. I'll bet anything they're vending these goats for sport. That's right, goatfighting.

Lookit them goats all up in them llamas and alpacas! I don't have photographic proof, but I believe them goats was sucklin' them llamas. I'm calling the law if I see that shit again.

Then me and them old folks dyed the aigs.

Rayboy kept mixing the colors and coming out with shit-brown Easter aigs. He's about flickded anyway.

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