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Wednesday, May 20th, 2009
6:16 pm

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Friday, May 8th, 2009
5:37 pm - hairnet

hairnet
Originally uploaded by Neck Meat

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Saturday, April 25th, 2009
6:52 pm






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Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009
3:24 pm - 4/22/2009
2009

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Sunday, April 19th, 2009
6:05 pm
wartality

wartality close

WTF does WARTALITY mean?!? Is that what it says? It sure looks like wartality.

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Saturday, April 18th, 2009
9:53 pm - Bo nos
My Great-Aunt Evelyn has been called Bo or Bo-Bo her whole life. (It could have been worse. Her sister, whom I've mentioned here before, was named Thorval and somehow acquired the nickname Snog.) In her old age, Bo has become increasingly cantakerous and cootish. Her latest bout of flicktitude has her telling her brother Rayboy to inform the rest of the family that she no longer wishes to be referred to as Bo. Why did she make this pronouncement?

BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT NAMED HIS DAWG BO.

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Wednesday, April 8th, 2009
9:28 pm
I snuck into an abandoned mental institution (there's a switch, huh?) in Luscatoosa today.









http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrisheller/sets/72157616523448238/

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11:14 am - Writer's Block: Heavenly Bodies
If you discovered a new planet, what would you name it?
Gorf. Duh.

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Monday, April 6th, 2009
5:01 pm




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Saturday, April 4th, 2009
9:09 pm
Good lord. I let someone use my computer and he checked the dropdown history thingy on my Google toolbar. And sure enough, earlier this afternoon I'd searched for "Reba McIntire is a whore." I'm so proud.

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Saturday, March 28th, 2009
6:33 pm - rockin' the mic for jesus. in a sombrero.
rockin' the mic for jesus

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Wednesday, March 25th, 2009
4:59 pm
Are there REALLY that many people interested in seeing Amateur milf f: uc-king huge dog c:o ck?

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10:32 am - 3/25/2009
Is it possible to have fuzzy dice dry-cleaned? I've busted out the dice they gave me at Yale for driving the press van to the picnic a few years ago, and I've mounted em in my truck, but i've noticed they're a little less than funky fresh.

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Monday, March 9th, 2009
9:41 pm


Lonzie and Grammaw.



Weirdness in Gordo, AL.

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Saturday, March 7th, 2009
8:54 am
THEY GOT COOLIO

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Sunday, March 1st, 2009
3:56 pm

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Thursday, February 12th, 2009
12:07 am - 2/11/2009

I think Craggy Fred gave me the grippe.

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Wednesday, January 28th, 2009
3:21 pm - Writer's Block: You Wouldn't Understand
Almost everyone coins or uses expressions that make sense to only a few people. What word or phrase do you use most often that you have to explain the meaning of to others?
Oh, man. =) As you probably can guess, there's a shitpot full of 'em. I'd have to say that SCRABS tops the list, though.

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Wednesday, January 21st, 2009
10:18 pm
WTF???

This ad line just showed up on my Gmail.

Cornhole Product In Stock - www.WoodGamz.com - We Ship All Orders within 24 Hours All CornHole Bags - 1 Year Warranty

(drop science)

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009
5:34 pm
I had a nightmare that the Vicious Hell Bastard was putting my high-school garage band Dry Heave back together without me and the Vile Fiend, complete with a retrospective box set that didn't even mention us in the liner notes.

(drop science)

Friday, January 16th, 2009
8:46 am
Andrew Wyeth was still alive?!

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Thursday, January 15th, 2009
12:39 pm
Found on the Facebook of a friend who teaches at South Carolina:

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Monday, January 12th, 2009
12:35 am


WORST. COVER. EVER.

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Saturday, January 10th, 2009
2:30 pm - 1/10/2009
IT'S NOT FUNNY MY ASS IS ON FIRE

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Wednesday, January 7th, 2009
12:04 am
Buffi Honeck reportedly makes a mean sausage pizza loaf.

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Tuesday, December 30th, 2008
1:43 pm - 12/30/2008
Ed Hardy is the new Panama Jack.

(Does anyone else remember the Panama Jack T-shirt fad of about 25 years ago? I suspect that may have been mainly a Southeastern phenomenon, but I'm not sure.)

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Thursday, December 25th, 2008
7:41 pm - 12/25/2008
OH OH OH. I damn near forgot. There's a fucker here whose wife has twin boys on the way. And what are their names gonna be? CRIMSON and BRYANT.

(Hint: we're in Alabama.)

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Saturday, December 20th, 2008
1:27 am
RIP Dock Ellis, probably the only man ever to throw a no-hitter in the major leagues while tripping balls.

He also later cleaned up and ran a drug treatment facility. Dock was a total bad-ass.

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Tuesday, December 16th, 2008
9:47 pm
Egad. I was just informed that I look like Micky Dolenz of the Monkees.

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3:56 pm - plz to explain

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Tuesday, December 9th, 2008
12:03 pm - black is beautiful
Doggammit. On top of everything else, I somehow got hooked on CANDY COFFEE (milk and sugar) from the corner diner in Brooklyn, so now I'm having to excise those adulterants and pray for my coffee to be returned to sanity.

Damn Yankees.

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Sunday, November 2nd, 2008
11:42 am - ain't never gonna do it without the fez




This dude was SCREAMING about how hard he was pimping. "I'm pimpin' them hos like a MOTHERFUCKER!"



FABULOUS.

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Saturday, November 1st, 2008
10:06 pm
Burn after Reading is a perfect movie. I don't care what anyone says.

Synecdoche, New York, on the other hand, is fucking WEIRD. The first half is great and I was smecking my head off, but the second half is a big bag of WTF. Being John Malkovich and Adaptation have nothing on this. It was so weird I had to leave halfway through the first time I saw it.

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8:14 pm
THEY PUTTIN SHIT IN THE ICE CREAM

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Friday, October 31st, 2008
9:36 pm

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Thursday, October 30th, 2008
1:24 am


My uncle in south Georgia put an Obama sign in his yard and it was stolen within twenty-four hours. This was his response. :D

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Tuesday, October 28th, 2008
9:35 pm
Crazy dude, to cashier at coffee shop: Hey, can I have a sample?

Cashier: I'm sorry?

Crazy dude: A sample of your coffee.

Manager: SIR! I told you last week not to come in here anymore.

Crazy dude: Huh?

Manager: Don't you remember when you threw a cup of coffee, HOT coffee, at one of my baristas?

Crazy dude: No.

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5:00 pm
"After being found guilty on seven felony counts, I had hoped Senator Stevens would take the opportunity to do the statesman-like thing and erase the cloud that is covering his Senate seat."—Sarah Palin

Honey, check your skirt. Your modifier is dangling. And stop talking about the cloud around that guy's seat. He's an oldster--he can't help it.

(drop science)

Monday, October 27th, 2008
3:27 pm - 10/27/2008
If my brains had been working at ALL, I'd have answered, "Practice, kid. Practice."

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3:09 pm - 10/27/2008
SOMEONE JUST ASKED ME IF I KNEW HOW TO GET TO BELLEVUE HOSPITAL. I shit you not. Carnegie Hall I can handle. Bellevue . . . well, as it happens, no.

(Lulu tells me that Bellevue is a regular hospital, too. Which is comforting. But still.)

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Sunday, October 26th, 2008
10:59 pm
I'm starting to believe that I am Christopher, Patron Saint of the Flickded. Our Man-Lady of Perpetual Flicktidity.

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10:51 pm - freak day
CoCoCoCoho10:46 PM
Name any trigonometric identity for me.

frackinfrickin10:46 PM
yer mom

CoCoCoCoho10:47 PM
John McCain may be working for the zombies. Do you really want to take that chance?

frackinfrickin10:47 PM
his dam running mate's most definitely a zombie

CoCoCoCoho10:47 PM
pssstt ... We are beng Coho'd
10:47 PM
or rather, salmoned.

frackinfrickin10:48 PM
haha, this is a new one on me. I'm used to hatsby and salmon

CoCoCoCoho10:48 PM
yeah
10:48 PM
I'd love to chat, but I have to get some sleep.

frackinfrickin10:48 PM
no sweat, peace out

CoCoCoCoho10:48 PM
later

(drop science)

10:44 pm
And a dude on the street just tried to sell me loosies.

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6:47 pm
GAH. And I just saw some dude and his girlfriend get into it on the street. She called him a faggot and he got in his car and sped off, but not before she kicked the shit out of his ride. STOP THE INSANITY.

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Saturday, October 25th, 2008
1:29 pm


GHOSTS ALL UP IN IT. Tom's Restaurant, Morningside Heights.



How cute is she, grading her community college psychology papers?



Earth to C.C.: the '80s are over.

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4:12 am

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Friday, October 24th, 2008
9:25 pm


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5:57 pm
I can't help it, yo, this is the funniest thing I've seen in ages.



A Republican campaign worker who told police she was assaulted by a man angered by a John McCain sticker on her car admitted she made up the report, the Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, assistant police chief said Friday.

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Thursday, October 23rd, 2008
10:50 pm
Guns N' Roses is finally releasing Axl's new album, Metallica has a record out that doesn't suck, and we may soon have a Democrat in the White House.

*boggles*

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3:40 am
I think I'm gonna get a tattoo! I wanna get a band around my arm, but instead of one of those played-out tribal bands, it's gonna be a zigzag like the one on Charlie Brown's shirt. I just can't decide if I want to get it on my upper arm or near my wrist. I'm kinda thinking wrist.

If anyone knows any reason why I should NOT do this, speak now or forever hold your peace.

No, I swear to you, I have not been drinking, despite the hour of this post.

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