I now have a pickup truck again, so my re-immersion into southern culture is complete. Well, I do still need to get rid of my Connecticut driver's license and get a 'Bama one, but at least I'm on the right track.
You don't think they're going to make me put one of those peeing Calvin stickers on it, do you? *shudders*
Check this shit out:
I'll still take that over CT winters, though. Yap. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.