According to this test, I am 44% smarter than the average bear. Wooo. What do y'all get?
Blarg. I saw the word "Escalade" somewhere earlier, and now I have that Chappelle R. Kelly spoof in my head:
Coolin in my Escalade. Man I'm paid, I got it made!
Take me to your special place. Close your eyes, show me your face.
I'm gonna piss on it!
It's wet here. (From rain, not from pee.) It's been wet all year, actually. And I have to park in the mud at work because they've got the real parking lot torn up. But at least it ain't snow.