The Full Hot Orator (wickedflea) wrote,
The Full Hot Orator
wickedflea

I'm gonna throw my home computer out the friggin' window. Unfortunately, I live on the first floor, so it probably wouldn't kill it too badly. I think soon I'm just gonna break down and buy a Dell or something with a service policy instead of piecing something together from parts. I used to enjoy tinkering with that stuff, but now I just want the goddamn thing to work.

According to this test, I am 44% smarter than the average bear. Wooo. What do y'all get?

Blarg. I saw the word "Escalade" somewhere earlier, and now I have that Chappelle R. Kelly spoof in my head:
Coolin in my Escalade. Man I'm paid, I got it made!

Take me to your special place. Close your eyes, show me your face.

I'm gonna piss on it!

It's wet here. (From rain, not from pee.) It's been wet all year, actually. And I have to park in the mud at work because they've got the real parking lot torn up. But at least it ain't snow.
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