The Full Hot Orator (wickedflea) wrote,
The Full Hot Orator
wickedflea

So I found out why Lonzie wasn't eating: he didn't like his BOWLS. Oh yes. Night before last, he spilled his water all over the kitchen floor twice (while keeping the bowl upright, which I haven't quite figured out yet). Then, yesterday when I went home for lunch, I found this:

Lonzie's Carnage

I guess he just didn't like the wimpy bowls I was using, and he went in there and had a fit of rage. A couple of times Wednesday night, I did hear him yelling "MOTHERFUCK THIS SHIT," but I just figured he was pissed off because he couldn't find anything good on TV.

Anyway, I got him some more suitable options for his food and drink, and he took to them right away and seems happy as a clam. He sends you all his eternal love and utmost respect.
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