The Full Hot Orator (wickedflea) wrote,
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A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he had been raped by a wombat and the experience had caused himto start speaking "Australian".

AND

A 57-year-old man will serve 20 years in prison for molestation charges after pleading guilty in a Virginia court for his attempts to solicit 13-year-old boys over the Internet. But Gene R. Morrill is making molestation charges of his own. He reportedly is telling an investigator that he had been sexuallyassaulted by the legendary Bigfoot creature in New Hampshire.

Um.
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