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Wednesday, January 25th, 2017
6:29 pm
Gotta shoot a banquet tonight. :( I'd rather shoot a public hanging. More fun, and I wouldn't have to suffer the mystery poultry.

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Friday, January 13th, 2017
7:02 pm - albums thing xposted from FB
Ten (give or take) formative albums from my teenage (give or take) years.

1. Twisted Sister/Stay Hungry: Impossible to resist for a 12-year-old looking for something to rebel against. Started me on the dangerous path of heavy metal, and it's been downhill ever since. Or uphill, maybe. Something.
2. Metallica/Master of Puppets: All mourn the death of Scuzzy Cliff Burton, who was always a homebody. Band hasn't been the same since.
3. Led Zeppelin IV: Not my favorite Zep album (Physical Graffiti usually takes that honor), but the one that got me started. It actually took me quite a while to get Zeppelin--I think I bought and ditched this album a couple of times before it took. I dunno what was so objectionable to begin with--maybe that it wasn't all heavy all the time. Important for that reason.
4. Jane's Addiction/Nothing's Shocking: My desert-island album. Heavy, ethereal, transcendent, and deliciously sleazy--sometimes all at once. Blew my mind and still does.
5. Slayer/South of Heaven: I couldn't get into Reign in Blood at first. It scared the shit out of me. South of Heaven was much more accessible. Reign is my favorite Slayer now, but South of Heaven got me in the door.
6. Ministry/A Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste: Still defines industrial music for me. Wonderfully sick--seething but precise.
7. Neil Young/Harvest Moon: I was actually 21 when this came out, but I was immature, so I'll count it. Proto-grunger blows metalhead's mind with acoustic album. Still one of my favorite albums, but not one I listen to often. Kinda makes me verklempt, yanno.
8. Rick James/Street Songs: I dunno what a nine-year-old white kid was doing singing along to lyrics like "Playing tag with winos/The only way to have some fun," but holy crap, did I love this album. So sleazy, and I just knew Rick really WAS a super freak, way more so than any of the kinky girls he sang about. Total bad-ass.
9. Ozzy Osbourne/Speak of the Devil: This live album of all Black Sabbath tunes made me go back and seek out the whole catalog of the band that became one of my top five of all time. It also introduced me to "the old film Maurice."
10. Crispin Glover/The Big Problem ≠ The Solution. The Solution = Let it Be: Sometimes I wonder how I got so weird. I blame this album.

Damn, I didn't even get to the Misfits. Add the whole catalog of the One True Misfits (the Danzig era). My first album of theirs was Earth A.D./Wolfs Blood. It sounded like it was recorded in hell. I remember my friend Wes told me when I first played it for him, "Man, I hope you don't start getting into this"--which, of course, I took as a challenge. (He soon joined me.)

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Sunday, January 1st, 2017
6:52 am - year in review ganked from trillian42
Haven't taken time to write while on vacation, but will try to do that in the next couple of days. In the meantime:

1. What did you do in 2016 that you’d never done before?
--buried a parent (burned him up, actually)
--did a hoarding cleanup

2. Did you keep your New Years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
--didn’t make any, and won’t again

for 2017, my goals are:
--write, write, write
--compile photo book(s) and get published
--help two other folks get published
--get out of current apartment

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
no

4. Did anyone close to you die?
My pop.

5. What countries did you visit?
None, although being back in the Northeast on vacation feels like it

6. What would you like to have in 2017 that you lacked in 2016?
sex

7. What date from 2016 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
1/14 – dad died
11/8 – ugh
11/10 – Black Sabbath show

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Not losing my shit

9. What was your biggest failure?
Can’t say I really had one. The work year wasn’t my greatest, but I ended with a bang.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
I fucked up both knees somehow and was really having trouble for a while, but I got back to 100%

11. What was the best thing you bought?
Les Paul Standard. BUTTER


12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
My mom, as always. Wouldn’t have made it through Dad’s death and the cleanup without her. Stepdad John was also a big help. And they both have been soldiers dealing with his cancer treatments.

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
A very great number of voters.

14. Where did most of your money go?
Everyfuckingwhere

15. What made you really really really excited?
Lots of great live music, from Black Sabbath to Ghost to Kraftwerk to Mia X.

16. What song will forever remind you of 2016?
"Porcelain Monkey” by Warren Zevon

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
a) happier or sadder? happier
b) thinner or fatter? Thinner. But not thin.
c) richer or poorer? richer.

18. What do you wish you’d done more of?
Writing. Seeing friends.

19. What do you wish you’d done less of?
Ass-sitting.

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
I went to Mom’s. Next year? Maybe hosting.

21. How will you be spending New Year's?
Saw Gov’t Mule in NYC. Next year? No clue.

22. Did you fall in love in 2016?
Nope.

23. How many one-night stands?
None

24. What were your favorite TV programs?
Rectify, Shameless

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
I think I’ve crossed the line from revulsion to hate with our shitbag-elect. But nobody in my personal life.

26. What was the best book you read?
Shit, I can’t remember. Haven’t been reading many. :(

27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Myself.

28. What did you want and get?
Peace with my dad’s life and death.

29. What did you want and not get?
Can’t think of anything.

30. What was your favorite film of this year?
Bad Santa 2? I haven’t watched many this year.

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
45. I went to see Slayer and Anthrax and visited my grandmother’s grave the day before, then went over to Starkville to deal with some stuff at my dad’s house. Also got to meet my longtime LJ friend Jennifer and grab some grub.

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Wish my dad were still here.

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2011?
I continued my strategy of not becoming a fashion victim by ignoring it totally.

34. What kept you sane?
Staying in contact with family and close friends during trying times. Work, oddly enough. It has a way of keeping me centered and actually recharging my batteries with fun and challenging stuff.

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Phoebe Cates, as ever.

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
Shitbags and the people who support them.

37. Who did you miss?
Dad. Grandmother.

38. Who was the best new person(s) you met?
Lonnie. Wait, not Lonnie. Moe. No, it couldn’t be Moe. . . . Shit, I dunno. Yo mama.

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2016:
Pay attention. It’s all valuable.

40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
First thing that comes to mind is “My Shit’s Fucked Up.” But it’s OK.

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Friday, December 23rd, 2016
4:48 am
Bedded down in Hattiesburg, MS, for the night. It's only about 150 miles from Houma, but it sure cuts down the drive to Mom's tomorrow. I'm looking forward to seeing Mom and my stepdad John, who's been having radiation treatments for basal cell carcinoma. Also very much looking forward to seeing my stepbrother Grimmett. Haven't seen him in like 17 years or something. What the fuck. :( I hate how spread out my family is, but we all kinda had to find our place, I guess. Right now it's me in south Louisiana, Mom and John in the Chattanooga area, Grimmett (Kevin) in Austin, and John II in freakin' Philadelphia. Our shit's fucked up, but it's kinda oddly OK.

From there the plan is to head north around the 28th or 29th and see friends in Virginia, New York, Connecticut, Rhode Island, and who the hell knows where else. All told, I'll be away from home until about January 9. Haven't had a vacation that long since I was a kid, I don't guess. Still doesn't quite feel real that it's gonna happen. But it's gonna kick ass.

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Wednesday, December 21st, 2016
10:13 pm
Busy, busy day. Busy month. Busy year. I've been running around town shooting photos for the paper and going to look at houses in between. Yes, I've just about decided to settle down here in Houma, Louisiana. I have some money to work with that I inherited from my dad, and I'm tired of paying rent and never feeling settled and having to give up pets because landlords are assholes and all that. Never have gotten over having to give Lonzie Jesus away, and goddammit it's time to have a home. I love it down here on the bayou. The people are crazy conservative, but somehow they're not assholes. Quite the contrary. They're the most welcoming people I've ever run across, and I've lived a few places. And I love the weather. Some people say it doesn't feel like Christmas when it's 70, but I ain't one of 'em. I've never had more Christmas spirit than I have this year.

Which is weird. And I see it in others, too. Even though we're on the verge of the King-Hell Bad Craziness of a Lifetime, I see people coming together. Imagine that. Don't get me wrong, I see a lot of schism, too, but somehow I think we're gonna be OK.

Ah, that's enough for now. Trying to get back in the habit of writing every day. I don't think it'll be a problem, actually--I'm super-unusually creative and productive these days. It's like I got the fuckin holy ghost or something.

Icons, man! I got icons I can choose from! And I got italics! How the fuck did we lose this stuff when we "moved on" from Web 1.0?

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Sunday, November 27th, 2016
4:27 am - a day of bountiful culture in New Orleans
My day started with a quick jaunt from my hotel in the Garden District of New Orleans so I could visit the camera department of Best Buy for some supplies. After some comedic errors, I finally found the correct Veterans Blvd. location that had the Real (the first barely had a camera dept.), purchased my goods, and headed over to Magazine St., where I tried Nirvana’s Indian buffet, which friends had raved about. I’ve been lamenting my lack of access to good Indian food since I left New Haven ten years ago. There were at least three Indian buffets I frequented that were an easy walk from my job at Yale Press. I wished that my old compatriot, erstwhile part-time boss, later merely co-worker, and always friend Peter Sims were here with me in New Orleans today so we could savage a buffet (pronounced buff-it, in Peter’s inimitable way) together, as we did countless times during my few years in CT. But alas, we lost Peter earlier this year to cancer, which was a great shock to me. We had sort of lost touch in the decade since my departure from Yale, and I was much the poorer for his absence. All who knew him are poorer still for his departure from this coil. But you are remembered, sir, and spoken well of by all who knew you. I say that without reservation, and that's the finest testimony to a life well lived that I can think of.

(You can learn a bit more about Peter, if you didn't have the chance to know him, hereand at another former Yale co-worker Robert Pranzatelli's blog. I suggest you do.)



From there, I returned to my hotel to watch my beloved Bulldogs trounce the hated Rebels of Ole Miss (How could you root for a university called that or for a team with that mascot? I don't know, but it is done, even by some folks I greatly respect and love. One never knows, do one?) in the Egg Bowl and edit a video I took yesterday at a ceremony commemorating the anniversary of the Thibodaux Massacre. The video came out quite well, as did the photos. You can see the video at https://www.facebook.com/dailycomet (look for it; I'll be dogged if I can figure how to link to the post itself right now), view the photos at http://www.dailycomet.com/photogallery/DA/20161125/NEWS/112509992/PH/1, and read my colleague Kevinisha Walker's nice story at http://www.houmatoday.com/news/20161125/relatives-of-thibodaux-massacre-victim-gather-in-memory.

After I was done with the video, I spoke with my friend Michelle at some length about the curious political situation we all find ourselves in these days, and then it was time to hop across the street for sushi. I won't bore you with what I had, but I definitely recommend Sushi Brothers on St. Charles if you should find yourself in the area. And by the way, I also highly recommend the accommodations at the Prytania Park Hotel. Very affordable, clean, amenable, quiet and convenient.

Before long, it was time to head to the French Quarter for a show I had tickets for at Preservation Hall. The streetcar I took seemed to have an odd electrical-ish smell happening, and sure enough, about halfway to Canal St., the driver stopped it and had us go across the street to take a bus a bit further toward Canal, but it stopped short enough that I still had a few blocks to walk.

Upon crossing Canal, I found an absolute mob scene. Bourbon Street was wall-to-wall with throngs of people. The interesting thing to me was that they were 99% black. I've never seen that in the Quarter. I have noticed that recently I see far greater numbers of black people than I did when I was careening around Bourbon St. in my early twenties, but it seems normally still to be dominated by hordes of drunken white frat dudes and sorority chicks. Which is why I don't do late night on Bourbon St. anymore, particularly since I haven't drunk in years. It was nice to avoid all that honky bullshit.



It took me probably half an hour to get from Bourbon and Canal to Preservation Hall (a walk that should take maybe 5-10 minutes), but I did make it. The crowd, while elbow-to-elbow filling the streets, was collegial and oddly sober-seeming. I did smell a lot of the stickiest of the icky, but I didn't get puked on, which was nice.

While waiting in line, I was sandwiched between a couple from London and several folks from Japan. I struck up a conversation with the Brits, and it turned out that she is a documentary filmmaker touring sites in the U.S. for a documentary on music. She plans to visit Jackson next and, I think, check out blues sites in the Delta. (I don't know how you'd survey heavy-duty musical sites without the MS Delta.) So that was cool. I gave her my card and asked her to email me so I can hear more about her project.



Preservation Hall, man. My dad loved that place. The last time we went there was in 1988, just before the Republican National Convention started in New Orleans. I remember seeing all these honky motherfuckers in fancy shirts checking out the local culture, and even then, before I'd developed much in the way of political awareness, I held them in contempt. But looking back, I had no reason to--at least not because of their having enough on the ball to check out Preservation Hall. I do, however, retain my belief that Republicans should never gather.

The show itself was one of the best I've ever attended. I had little idea what to expect, but I knew it sounded good. Local rapper/singer Mia X performed with a brass band, and they blew my doors off. I'm running out of gas here, but there's video of it, so check it out.





I did an end-around to avoid Bourbon on my way out of the Quarter, but as soon as I got to Canal, I found mayhem of a different sort: police line, mounted police telling everyone to get the hell off Canal St., etc. One man told me that there'd been a shooting, and lamented that folks just can't act right. I agreed, and said it was a shame that the mood had been ruined.

.

Canal Street's being shut down took the St. Charles streetcar out of commission all the way to Lee Circle, so I ended up having to walk all the way there before I could pick one up. I got blisters on me feeters, and that kept me from even thinking to look over at the controversial Confederate monuments that are causing outraged New Orleanians to leave comments on every. single. NOLA.com article in creation regarding their hatred for Mayor Mitch Landrieu.

Culture all up in it. It'll take me a little while to work out my thoughts on all that. But now I have to sleep, for I have a Saints game to shoot at noon tomorrow.

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Thursday, December 31st, 2015
3:45 am
Insomnia sucks dick.

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Tuesday, October 13th, 2015
6:22 pm
The creepiest guy at the circus is not the midget clown tapping his fingers together as he plots on unsuspecting children.

The creepiest guy at the circus is not the cretin stagehand taking nips from a pint of Mad Dog as he mutters to himself about killing them all and letting God sort 'em out.

The creepiest guy at the circus is not the guy who shovels the elephant dung and secretly likes it.

No no, the creepiest guy at the circus is the overly ebullient, passive-aggressive circus manager who's one step behind you everywhere you go as you're trying to take photos and then chases after you when you're sneaking out at intermission.

Also: it's weird when you've shot the same circus enough years in a row that not only do you recognize the clowns, but they recognize you.

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Friday, October 9th, 2015
11:36 pm
Crazy guy at the Voice of the Wetlands Festival tonight cornered me between sets and battered my brain with lunacy for fifteen minutes. Told me he used to fly pot back from Mexico until the cartel took him into a cave of dead bodies, then let him out. Quizzed me on why the dog crossed the road and how many 15/16ths were in an inch. Detailed a vast conspiracy between "Sheriff Claudet," FEMA, and the people building housing projects.

Finally, he mentioned that now he's struggling with lyme disease. "Oh, how'd you pick that up?" I asked.

"At my house in Montegut. I seen a black rat by my fireplace. Weird place for a rat to be, right? And where do you ever see a black rat?"

"Uh . . . I dunno."

"The PET STORE, MAN. You buy 'em at the pet store! So I picked up this black rat and killed it and then I went to sleep. Next morning, I got two bites. RIGHT? Somebody put them bugs with the lyme disease on a rat in my house to GET me. But here's MY question: why don't we load up a bunch of cows with them bugs and send 'em over to Iraq, RIGHT? Send 100 of those motherfuckers and it'd kill EVERY LAST ONE OF 'EM."

Guys like this, evidently, are My People, because they sure have a way of finding me. It must be God's Plan.

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Thursday, October 8th, 2015
9:57 pm
Funny story before I forget it, and before the Ghost show starts. There's this kid named JP who was a reporter at my paper before he got canned after a couple of months for general lunacy. Never met anyone who needed to be sedated more than JP.

Well, he ended up getting hired by the other paper in town, a much lower-rent weekly. And of course he ends up at a lot of the same events we do, so the stream of wacky JP stories has continued steadily. A couple of months ago, he showed up at a hostage standoff in his rented U-Haul van that he was using to get around in because his car died and he didn't have the credit to rent a car. And damned if that crazy fuck didn't jump on the van and start taking photos of the house, which had to be 100 yards away and entirely beyond the reach of his lens.



Today we were both covering a gas plant explosion. At first we were hanging out at a roadblock two miles from the plant, and JP was saying, "Man, you guys smell that? I could smell the petroleum coke when I got out of the car." I looked over at his new Corolla. "JP, man, that was coming from that dumpster you're parked next to." "No way," he said, and went over to the dumpster and stuck his nose right in it through a crack in the door. Then he went to a puddle of stagnant water, knelt down, and smelled it. Returned to the dumpster.

"Yeah, it is the dumpster," he admitted sheepishly.

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Thursday, October 1st, 2015
12:56 pm
I had to shoot a Catholic mass on my birthday. :( Shit creeps me right out--I just can't help it. Like, sometimes I'll kind of think it's cool for a minute, all the ritual, and then BAM, I get freaked out.

I still want to go to a snake-handling church sometime, but I just know I'd get outed as an infidel and they'd throw the vipers on me. That'd be just about a perfect ending: "Heathen attends Snake Church, gets chomped the fuck out."

Here, have some "Snake Farm." Best song ever.

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Tuesday, September 22nd, 2015
11:53 pm
Also: I'm bringing Whoremonger back.

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Thursday, July 12th, 2012
10:27 pm


I am officially the first person in the history of man to call a guy in a Chick-Fil-A cow costume a "bitch-ass fuckin' shit-eater."

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Saturday, March 26th, 2011
4:54 pm

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Wednesday, April 21st, 2010
2:22 am
ATTN: Homeslices

I'm trying to create a photo portfolio for . . . I dunno, perhaps some use. I'd like y'all to look through the following collection and give me your input--increase the contrast here, darken this one, forget this photo, include this other one, etc. I'd much appreciate the input.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrisheller/sets/72157623901329218/

(I realize that some of the photos at the end of the set are more personal and less artistic, so disregard those if you'd like.)

In other news . . . well, I'm in Mississippi, trying to stay positive, and attempting to figure out a way to keep my head above water by/while being creative. Your support is always appreciated.

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Monday, April 5th, 2010
10:21 pm

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Saturday, March 13th, 2010
7:11 pm

Rachael Ray is a fuckmuppet. She may indeed be the bastard spawn of Grover and Harvey Feinstein.

Grover's Bastard. Now there's another stellar name for a band.

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Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010
3:40 am
Man. I'm just looking at old LJ entries. This journal used to DOMINATE, no? I'm gonna get back to that in some form. I hope at least part of that is here.

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Saturday, February 27th, 2010
1:57 am
My pop got hit by a bus.

Well, his car did. And he's fine. But his car's totaled. He got a generous settlement from the insurance company, and he can afford to get pretty much whatever kind of car he wants. He's not a Mercedes/BMW/Volvo kind of guy. He's always driven Oldsmobiles and Buicks, and that's probably the kind of thing he'll go for again. But he's unusually open to looking at other options this time. What kinda cars should he consider? He likes big cars, and he probably won't want an SUV or anything like that. I won't allow him to get a Lincoln because I really don't think we need another 78-year-old Lincoln driver on the road. And I'm really not big on Ford products anyway. I dunno, Honda Accord? Toyota Camry? Honestly, those are a little smaller than what he's used to. And shit, maybe all that bulk on his LeSabre helped him walk away from his wreck unscathed, so I'm a bit reluctant to put him in something smaller, if only for the sake of his confidence.

Any thoughts?

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Monday, February 22nd, 2010
5:10 pm

I'm free!

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Friday, February 12th, 2010
1:14 am


My truck, Junebug, at the original Dreamland in Tuscaloosa.



My dad and interloper The Eternal Man of Wrongness at the State/Ole Miss basketball game, which the good guys won. EMOW's talking shit, and Dad's thinking, "Jebus frickin cripes, somebody shoot this fuck." =)

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Wednesday, February 10th, 2010
12:09 pm

Last night I slept on my back for the first time in 22 years, and I fell asleep listening to music for the first time in I dunno when. It's all happening.

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4:26 am

Last Sunday morning, the sunshine fell like rain.
Week before, they all seemed the same.
With the help of God and true friends,
I come to realize
I still had two strong legs,
and even wings to fly.
Oh I ain't wastin' time no more,
'cause time goes by like
hurricanes . . . and faster things.

"Aint Wasting Time No More," The Allman Brothers Band

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Sunday, February 7th, 2010
8:03 pm


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Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010
6:28 pm

“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'Awww!'"--Jack Kerouac

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Thursday, January 28th, 2010
11:15 pm

Lonzie Jesus got hisself trapped behind the washer and dryer at grammaw's today. Apparently it was quite a scene--my mom said he was "cutting a rusty" (which, she had to explain, means that he was pitching a fit; when she first said that, I thought she meant he was back there dropping a deuce).

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Tuesday, January 26th, 2010
11:20 pm

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Monday, January 25th, 2010
11:12 pm
Two other good band names that I've come up with--besides Loon Fondler, you know--are Everything Else Felisha (I see this as a synth-pop duo) and Spoonfuls of Miscegenation, which will be a boy band.

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12:00 am
Heh. I just noticed something in Almost Famous, which is set in, what, the mid-'70s? Anyone else spot an anachronism here?

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Sunday, January 24th, 2010
5:14 pm
Two horrible tattoos I've found on Facebook recently.



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Thursday, January 14th, 2010
1:34 pm

And then it dawned on him: "Life is about other people," said Flea.

"Of course it is, silly boy" said the rest of the world, and patted him on the head.

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Tuesday, January 12th, 2010
12:40 am
And so it is written that I wish to start a band dubbed Loon Fondler.

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Monday, January 11th, 2010
3:58 pm

Found by my friend Waterhead on a machine at his workplace. Everything from the diagram to the language is just wonderful, no?

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Thursday, January 7th, 2010
12:57 am
Why has no one told me of the Meat Beast Whopper?



Also, a dude named Black Slimer lives across the street from me. Today I learned that he goes by the pseudonym of Dark Mozart.

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Tuesday, January 5th, 2010
12:10 am
It's not supposed to be 19 degrees in Alabama. It's just not.

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Saturday, January 2nd, 2010
1:54 pm
From the Birmingham News today:

  • MOBILE, Ala. -- A 56-year-old Mobile man was arrested Thursday after officers found his 80-year-old mother, who had been hit in the head with a hammer, unresponsive and bleeding from the mouth in her Toulmin Avenue house, Mobile police said.

Clarence Ira Wiggins told officers that the fight with his mother began after she struck him on the side of the head with a plate, according to police spokesman Officer Ron Wallace.

"After she hit him with the plate, (Wiggins said) she came after him with a hatchet, and he in turn hit her upside the head with a hammer," Wallace said.

http://blog.al.com/live/2010/01/man_charged_in_hammer_attack.html

  • A letter to the editor:

Frothy milk a rip-off

Espresso, steamed milk, frothy milk. Those are the ingredients for cappuccino, and it sounds simple enough right? Perfectly harmless? Wrong. Because if you omit the frothy milk from that equation, you get what the men of the cafe call a latte.

And frothy milk, in case you've never taken the lid off, happens to take up the top one-third of the cup. Tasteless, lighter-than-cotton-candy frothy milk. I've been getting ripped off for years, and I'm madder than a cuckolded badger that none of the respectable coffee establishments thought highly enough of me to explain that a latte produces more bang for the buck. What good is frothy milk anyway? How has it bettered humanity? Has it rescued children from wells or negotiated an armistice that has all the fellows slapping each other on the back in good humor? I think it was added as a topper just so people could say "frothy," and it's high time someone sounded the whistle and exposed this appalling scam.

Reggie Tennyson
Moody

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Thursday, August 20th, 2009
3:36 pm
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outhouse for sale

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lonzieback

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Saturday, August 8th, 2009
11:14 pm - BISCUIT HOLES?!
Fast food just keeps getting weirder and weirder.



http://www.nameourholes.com/

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Monday, July 27th, 2009
11:15 am
I dreamed I had a whole bunch of luggage with me after a flight and couldn't get a ride home and ended up in a bar w/ Motley Crue watching people get teabagged. And the most disturbing part is that this is exactly the kind of thing that can and does happen to me.

(5 dope rhymes | drop science)

Sunday, July 26th, 2009
5:47 pm - lonzie jesus lives
sexbomb lonzie

(8 dope rhymes | drop science)

Sunday, July 12th, 2009
10:28 pm
A new study commissioned by the Pentagon and the Department of Veterans Affairs recommends a complete ban on tobacco, which would end tobacco sales on military bases and prohibit smoking by anyone in uniform, not even combat troops in the thick of battle.

No word yet on whether the Pentagon will enact a ban on GETTING FUCKIN' KILLED.

(3 dope rhymes | drop science)

7:41 pm








My Flickr Pro account has expired and I can't upload anything there for another month, and I am sad, for I am poor.

(16 dope rhymes | drop science)

Sunday, July 5th, 2009
11:48 am - W. C. Rice Cross Garden, Prattville, AL
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The shit I find just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Freakness is Alabama's #1 natural resource.

The rest of the set.

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Tuesday, June 30th, 2009
6:38 pm
GIT R DONE FOR GOD

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Monday, June 15th, 2009
4:49 pm
666 dic ho

(10 dope rhymes | drop science)

Monday, June 1st, 2009
5:47 pm

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10:10 am
Ye Olde Goat Roost

(9 dope rhymes | drop science)

Sunday, May 31st, 2009
8:36 pm
Christ Temple Bait Shop

Moorhead, MS

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8:16 pm
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Drew, MS

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Clarksdale, MS

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Wednesday, May 27th, 2009
5:48 pm - pond car

pond car
Originally uploaded by Neck Meat
White people are so weird.

(3 dope rhymes | drop science)


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